i have thought of a story so scary that you will wet yourself

i think i am going to write another sp00key story

HELLO GUV'NOR

It was a dark and windy night. I saw a shadow by a window. There was something there. It had a big grey face but it was not a person. It said two words “HELLO GUV'NOR”!!!
I was so scared I ran home as fast as a rocket. I went into my house and to my horror I saw the creature in front of me in the hall. To my surprise when I looked at it I could see right though it and then I thought this must be a GHOST!
It looked at me and said “HELLO GUV'NOR” . When it said this I felt very weak. “HELLO GUV'NOR”, “HELLO GUV'NOR”, “HELLO GUV'NOR”, “HELLO GUV'NOR”.
When it had said these words five times I gasped my last breath and fell to the floor and then I was gone from this world.
And now I am a ghost and someday I might visit and pop in to say HELLO to you!....

THE HAUNTED HOUSE

Once upon a time (but this is real) there was a house. But this was not a normal house. It was HAUNTED! The house was on sale for ten years until it was sold. The last man living there, his name was Ted, he was there one day but the next day he was gone! Thats how they know its haunted, and there was worrying. No one went in it. One day there was some one new in town. It was a girl with a cat, you can guess what she is by now. She is a witch .

She liked stuff like the house, so she stayed there. You want to know if she lived or not? The answer is ........NO! Are you sure you want to know what happened? She fell to the ground. OK, thats what happened. I will tell you Ted was not a man. He was... a, well you see, he was already DEAD! Now I can not tell you any more, really, I can not tell you. Thank you and remember sleep well...!!

By Hannah Byrne -Smith